You’re not getting older, just increasing in value… like a classic car!

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Age is just a number… and yours is showing!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

You don’t look a day over fabulous!

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about getting older… you still act like a kid sometimes!

Congrats on surviving another year of my friendship — here’s to many more!

You’re not old… you’re just retro!

Happy Birthday! Age is just a number, but cake is essential.

Another year older, wiser? Eh… let’s just stick with older!